I reblog whatever makes me smile and laugh. Hope you enjoy!

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via falling-downn)

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femburton:

no vine is better than this 

(Source: cocaineteas, via precumming)

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Unknown (via leanarch)

This.

(via elisaemanuela)

this is for real, very important stuff right here

(via errrinvia)

(Source: everylittlestar, via tayloorann)

In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.
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cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

(via alyssa-lenore)

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